- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Bitch! Love, J.B.

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

Dyslexics have more nuf!

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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