- Anti Joke

There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

women's rights

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

what is very tall and red a very tall red building