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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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ur mum

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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James Patrick Campbell

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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