Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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