- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

The lion swallowed his pride.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

You know what's catchy? A cold

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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