- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

who is awesome? no one...

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.