What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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