- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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