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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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