I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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You suck big fat slobber

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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brittney griner

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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