- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Wenis Penis

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

This statement is false.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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