- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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