- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

If you're reading this, you can read.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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