A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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YOU

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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kennah campion... being nice

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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