what is big and can make things come out? a gun

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

whats your budget like? a budget.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

Women's Rights.

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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