Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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