Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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who's a slut... you're mom

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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