- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

I went to school. Then I came home.

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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