Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Miscarriages.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

VaginaBoob ^.^

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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