- Anti Joke

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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Wait what? I did not type that!

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.