Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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