No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

What? Why?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

knock knock no ones home

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

I like your hair

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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