- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

no pun intended

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

I have a gay camel

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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