- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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