what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

women sports....

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

My friend harris is fat.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Vagina cream... end of story

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