baby seal walks into a club

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woman..parallel parking

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Knock Know! Come in!

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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Man U

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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