- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

That's what SHE said!

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Firgen and the blung brigade

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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