- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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