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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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