- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Muslim athletes.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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