Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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