- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

So, how 'bout that airline food?

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

the holocaust

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

an ethopian thanksgiving

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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