Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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I like your hair

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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whats white and sticky glue

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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