Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

A black man walks Into a bar.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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