- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

I'm gay.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Vagina.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Do you love me? No.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

your mom

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

I'm gay.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Vagina.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Do you love me? No.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

your mom

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.