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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

long in the tooth!

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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