- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Women's rights

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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