- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

My friend harris is fat.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

women sports....

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

9/11

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Dislike this.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Vagina cream... end of story

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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