- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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