Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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the holocaust

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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