Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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