- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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