- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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