- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

My parents died!

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Feminism.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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