Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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