- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Why is the ground wet It rained

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Your mother is average.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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