What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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