- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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