Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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Hail Heetluh

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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