- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

He--Hey guys

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

test

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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