I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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