why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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