Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Wanker

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

darude- sandstorm

kaite is dumb that is true

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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